Dear Santa meme

[mysensitiveside]

Heh. Stolen from grumpybear1031 and demeter94

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kauschi's purse (30 points). Last Monday I punched mercurychkita in the arm (-10 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I turned theagonyofblank in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (23 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, mysensitiveside

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Yay, a pony! :) And I love how I moved so quickly from being a dictator of Asscrackistan to being a dictator of Duluth, Minnesota. ;)

Comments

[kauschi.livejournal.com]

lol...thanks for catching the thief ;)
I tried to post this one too, but the damn thing wouldn't fit in my journal...I have no idea why, but I gave up after the 5th try :(

[mysensitiveside.livejournal.com]

Heh. Anytime! ;)

And that's weird that it wouldn't fit... Booo to silly LJ formatting or whatever.

[p3-den.livejournal.com]

Haha, hilarious. Ooh, you're getting a pony! Every little girl will envy you, lol.

I tried too but it doesn't fit mine either...weird. Too bad, I was supposed to be your partner in crime, apparently I helped you hide a body...who did you kill off?

[mysensitiveside.livejournal.com]

Seriously! I definitely wanted a pony when I was younger. Santa's a few years late, but that's ok!

Lol! Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that body... ;)

[p3-den.livejournal.com]

Never turn off a gift such as a pony, huh? Lol.

Well, shh let's not tell anyone then...we wouldn't want to get caught. ;)

[mercurychkita.livejournal.com]

Ouch! What'd I ever do to you? I may forgive you if you let me take a ride on your pony...

[mysensitiveside.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Merc! I'm sure that it was a "Hey! You're awesome!" kind of punch, instead of a "I'm mad at you!" kind of punch. ;)

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT WAS YOU WHO TURNED ME IN.
SOME FRIEND YOU ARE.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH STREAKING THROUGH A MALL.
I will be your beta no more!


... just kidding! :)

[mysensitiveside.livejournal.com]

LOL. But I had to use you as a decoy! Apparently p3_den helped me hide a body, so I had to make sure that the police were paying attention to you, instead of me and the dead body! ;)

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... Keep telling yourself that. ;)
On a more serious note (except not at all), I'm glad I could be of assistance!

[qbeck.livejournal.com]

That body you had to hide, would it be Muffin Man's perchance?

[mysensitiveside.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about... I love the Muffin Man! *tries to look innocent*