Fake Fic Meme

Stolen from darandkerry  and ralst 

Tell me about a story I never wrote, (eg, "The one where Spock Prime and Sarek have tea and reminisce.") and I'll write you a snippet from it.

Snippets will be 100-500 words.

Rules:
1. One per person, please.
2. AUs and mirror!verse fics are okay.
3. As usual, het, slash, femslash, gen requests are all okay. [1]
4. Your request should begin: "The one where..."

Standard rules apply, if you need to know if I know a fandom, just give me a shout and I'll let you know!

If you want something else, ask me about it, or just request it. If I'm not familiar with the fandom/characters you request, I'll ask you to prompt again!

[1] I don't do het or slash, but I'll take such options into consideration...